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Darwin Awards
2000 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

One Cool Dude 8.4 (7718 votes)

Excellent Adventure 8.0 (3218 votes)

Emergency Room Excitement 7.9 (4553 votes)

Medic! 7.9 (3774 votes)

Man With Gas Can 7.9 (545 votes)

Dead as a Doda 7.8 (3393 votes)

5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains 7.7 (6493 votes)

My Friend John's Testis 7.7 (5860 votes)

Why I'm the Last of Nine Children 7.6 (5116 votes)

Eat the Young 7.5 (4015 votes)

Feces Pieces 7.4 (4725 votes)

A Clean Toilet 7.4 (5138 votes)

Why Kids Leave the Farm 7.2 (3339 votes)

Lawnmower Mechanics 7.1 (4007 votes)

It Gets Worse... 7.0 (5029 votes)

Cesium Initiative 7.0 (2575 votes)

Fill 'er Up! 6.9 (2467 votes)

Is it Loaded? 6.8 (4453 votes)

Final Flick of Bic 6.8 (3056 votes)

Compacted Ignorance 6.8 (2855 votes)

Extensible Aluminum Stave 6.7 (1928 votes)

Robot Reaper 6.7 (3402 votes)

Bug Repellent 6.6 (2709 votes)

Bicycle Blues 6.6 (3402 votes)

Brush with Stupidity 6.5 (3093 votes)

Prop Arc Safety 6.4 (2600 votes)

Surprise Flush 6.3 (2193 votes)

Pop Like a Grape 6.2 (3036 votes)

A Darwin Dog 5.8 (3155 votes)

Round Lake Short Cut 5.7 (2282 votes)

Man Versus Mower 5.4 (4342 votes)

Tourist Trap 5.3 (2191 votes)

Testing the Waters 5.0 (2725 votes)

The Egg Factory 4.9 (3241 votes)

Bye Bye Birdie 4.7 (3019 votes)

Brewery Mishap 3.9 (2292 votes)

Instant Sunrise 2.7 (2370 votes)

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