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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

One Cool Dude 8.3 (6624 votes)

Excellent Adventure 8.0 (3170 votes)

Medic! 8.0 (3707 votes)

Man With Gas Can 7.9 (471 votes)

Emergency Room Excitement 7.9 (4460 votes)

Dead as a Doda 7.8 (3334 votes)

My Friend John's Testis 7.7 (5756 votes)

5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains 7.7 (6358 votes)

Why I'm the Last of Nine Children 7.6 (5039 votes)

Eat the Young 7.5 (3958 votes)

A Clean Toilet 7.4 (5056 votes)

Feces Pieces 7.3 (4661 votes)

Why Kids Leave the Farm 7.2 (3291 votes)

Lawnmower Mechanics 7.1 (3958 votes)

Cesium Initiative 7.0 (2513 votes)

It Gets Worse... 7.0 (4953 votes)

Fill 'er Up! 6.9 (2394 votes)

Final Flick of Bic 6.9 (3021 votes)

Is it Loaded? 6.8 (4410 votes)

Compacted Ignorance 6.8 (2817 votes)

Robot Reaper 6.7 (3328 votes)

Extensible Aluminum Stave 6.7 (1901 votes)

Bicycle Blues 6.6 (3363 votes)

Bug Repellent 6.6 (2674 votes)

Brush with Stupidity 6.5 (3044 votes)

Prop Arc Safety 6.5 (2565 votes)

Surprise Flush 6.3 (2177 votes)

Pop Like a Grape 6.2 (3001 votes)

A Darwin Dog 5.8 (3121 votes)

Round Lake Short Cut 5.7 (2263 votes)

Man Versus Mower 5.4 (4278 votes)

Tourist Trap 5.3 (2161 votes)

Testing the Waters 5.0 (2673 votes)

The Egg Factory 4.9 (3192 votes)

Bye Bye Birdie 4.7 (2975 votes)

Brewery Mishap 3.9 (2266 votes)

Instant Sunrise 2.7 (2355 votes)

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