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2000 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

One Cool Dude 8.4 (7768 votes)

Excellent Adventure 8.0 (3230 votes)

Emergency Room Excitement 7.9 (4584 votes)

Medic! 7.9 (3787 votes)

Man With Gas Can 7.9 (561 votes)

Dead as a Doda 7.8 (3411 votes)

5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains 7.7 (6524 votes)

My Friend John's Testis 7.7 (5880 votes)

Why I'm the Last of Nine Children 7.6 (5136 votes)

Eat the Young 7.5 (4031 votes)

Feces Pieces 7.4 (4746 votes)

A Clean Toilet 7.4 (5154 votes)

Why Kids Leave the Farm 7.2 (3354 votes)

Lawnmower Mechanics 7.1 (4020 votes)

It Gets Worse... 7.0 (5049 votes)

Cesium Initiative 7.0 (2586 votes)

Fill 'er Up! 6.9 (2481 votes)

Is it Loaded? 6.8 (4467 votes)

Final Flick of Bic 6.8 (3059 votes)

Compacted Ignorance 6.8 (2858 votes)

Extensible Aluminum Stave 6.7 (1932 votes)

Robot Reaper 6.7 (3422 votes)

Bug Repellent 6.6 (2718 votes)

Bicycle Blues 6.6 (3413 votes)

Brush with Stupidity 6.5 (3102 votes)

Prop Arc Safety 6.4 (2608 votes)

Surprise Flush 6.3 (2201 votes)

Pop Like a Grape 6.2 (3047 votes)

A Darwin Dog 5.8 (3161 votes)

Round Lake Short Cut 5.7 (2290 votes)

Man Versus Mower 5.4 (4364 votes)

Tourist Trap 5.3 (2198 votes)

Testing the Waters 5.0 (2738 votes)

The Egg Factory 4.9 (3254 votes)

Bye Bye Birdie 4.7 (3030 votes)

Brewery Mishap 3.9 (2301 votes)

Instant Sunrise 2.7 (2373 votes)

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