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2000 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

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One Cool Dude 8.4 (7754 votes)

Excellent Adventure 8.0 (3222 votes)

Emergency Room Excitement 7.9 (4571 votes)

Medic! 7.9 (3782 votes)

Man With Gas Can 7.9 (559 votes)

Dead as a Doda 7.8 (3409 votes)

5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains 7.7 (6515 votes)

My Friend John's Testis 7.7 (5877 votes)

Why I'm the Last of Nine Children 7.6 (5130 votes)

Eat the Young 7.5 (4025 votes)

Feces Pieces 7.4 (4735 votes)

A Clean Toilet 7.4 (5149 votes)

Why Kids Leave the Farm 7.2 (3350 votes)

Lawnmower Mechanics 7.1 (4016 votes)

It Gets Worse... 7.0 (5042 votes)

Cesium Initiative 7.0 (2584 votes)

Fill 'er Up! 6.9 (2478 votes)

Is it Loaded? 6.8 (4463 votes)

Final Flick of Bic 6.8 (3058 votes)

Compacted Ignorance 6.8 (2856 votes)

Extensible Aluminum Stave 6.7 (1931 votes)

Robot Reaper 6.7 (3415 votes)

Bug Repellent 6.6 (2716 votes)

Bicycle Blues 6.6 (3410 votes)

Brush with Stupidity 6.5 (3096 votes)

Prop Arc Safety 6.4 (2605 votes)

Surprise Flush 6.3 (2200 votes)

Pop Like a Grape 6.2 (3042 votes)

A Darwin Dog 5.8 (3158 votes)

Round Lake Short Cut 5.7 (2289 votes)

Man Versus Mower 5.4 (4354 votes)

Tourist Trap 5.3 (2196 votes)

Testing the Waters 5.0 (2731 votes)

The Egg Factory 4.9 (3247 votes)

Bye Bye Birdie 4.7 (3024 votes)

Brewery Mishap 3.9 (2298 votes)

Instant Sunrise 2.7 (2373 votes)

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