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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

One Cool Dude 8.3 (6446 votes)

Man With Gas Can 8.0 (416 votes)

Excellent Adventure 8.0 (3132 votes)

Medic! 8.0 (3632 votes)

Emergency Room Excitement 7.9 (4379 votes)

Dead as a Doda 7.8 (3295 votes)

My Friend John's Testis 7.7 (5664 votes)

5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains 7.7 (6260 votes)

Why I'm the Last of Nine Children 7.6 (4973 votes)

Eat the Young 7.5 (3890 votes)

A Clean Toilet 7.4 (4994 votes)

Feces Pieces 7.3 (4620 votes)

Why Kids Leave the Farm 7.2 (3254 votes)

Lawnmower Mechanics 7.1 (3921 votes)

Cesium Initiative 7.0 (2489 votes)

It Gets Worse... 7.0 (4879 votes)

Fill 'er Up! 6.9 (2364 votes)

Final Flick of Bic 6.9 (3000 votes)

Is it Loaded? 6.8 (4388 votes)

Compacted Ignorance 6.8 (2789 votes)

Robot Reaper 6.7 (3285 votes)

Extensible Aluminum Stave 6.7 (1884 votes)

Bicycle Blues 6.6 (3331 votes)

Bug Repellent 6.6 (2641 votes)

Brush with Stupidity 6.5 (3022 votes)

Prop Arc Safety 6.5 (2543 votes)

Surprise Flush 6.3 (2160 votes)

Pop Like a Grape 6.2 (2960 votes)

A Darwin Dog 5.8 (3093 votes)

Round Lake Short Cut 5.7 (2249 votes)

Man Versus Mower 5.4 (4205 votes)

Tourist Trap 5.3 (2140 votes)

Testing the Waters 5.0 (2635 votes)

The Egg Factory 4.9 (3159 votes)

Bye Bye Birdie 4.7 (2940 votes)

Brewery Mishap 3.9 (2196 votes)

Instant Sunrise 2.7 (2330 votes)

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