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2002 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7358 votes)

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5107 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2310 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8684 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7003 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8386 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.5 (4468 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3408 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4058 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5619 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4018 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4802 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3639 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7683 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5117 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4250 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (6101 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4463 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4687 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2137 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5024 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4743 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3034 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2608 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3296 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4467 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2455 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3229 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3007 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3288 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2683 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3177 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.7 (2082 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3200 votes)

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