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Darwin Awards
2002 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5185 votes)

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7499 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2395 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7077 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8510 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8787 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (4593 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3474 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5680 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4139 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4108 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3705 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7758 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4880 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5209 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4303 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4548 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (6184 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4740 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5102 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2186 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4865 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3080 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2663 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3344 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4514 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2533 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3298 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3034 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3337 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2731 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3212 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.8 (2117 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3248 votes)

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