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2002 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

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Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5196 votes)

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7518 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2406 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7088 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8519 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8799 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (4606 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3477 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5688 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4153 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4120 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3711 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7765 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4884 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5220 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4314 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 8.0 (6193 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4564 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4749 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5113 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2197 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4873 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3083 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2669 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3347 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4520 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2538 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.8 (3306 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3037 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3346 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2739 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3216 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.8 (2119 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3248 votes)

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