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2002 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7361 votes)

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5107 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2310 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (4474 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8685 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7005 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8388 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3408 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4060 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5620 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4018 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4802 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3639 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7684 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5118 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4250 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (6101 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4466 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4687 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2138 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5024 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4744 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3035 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2608 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3296 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4467 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2455 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3230 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3007 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3289 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2683 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3179 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.7 (2083 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3200 votes)

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