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2002 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7269 votes)

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5068 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2239 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8608 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (6962 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8320 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.5 (4364 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3342 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (3995 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5566 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (3963 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4754 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3599 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7624 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5054 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4215 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (5992 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4392 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4633 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2115 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (4989 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4714 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3000 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.5 (2574 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3270 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4444 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2427 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3187 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (2984 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3262 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2644 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3152 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.7 (2066 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3158 votes)

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