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Vintage Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Pissing Into the Wind 7.8 (6296 votes)

Rub Dub Dub Men in a Tub 6.9 (3783 votes)

Team Spirit 6.7 (2497 votes)

Bubble Bath? 5.9 (3131 votes)

Forklift Tomfoolery 5.8 (2734 votes)

I Can Fly! 5.8 (3363 votes)

Don't Argue with Partner in Crime 4.9 (1365 votes)

Man and Cactus 1.6 (3499 votes)
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