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Vintage Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Pissing Into the Wind 7.8 (6389 votes)

Rub Dub Dub Men in a Tub 6.9 (3858 votes)

Team Spirit 6.7 (2547 votes)

Bubble Bath? 6.0 (3199 votes)

Forklift Tomfoolery 5.8 (2790 votes)

I Can Fly! 5.5 (3404 votes)

Don't Argue with Partner in Crime 4.9 (1424 votes)

Man and Cactus 1.6 (3537 votes)

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