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Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (25306 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (16504 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (10370 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (8521 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5402 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.6 (8469 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6480 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6466 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (5119 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (718 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5270 votes)

License to Steal 7.2 (1354 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.1 (4108 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3808 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.6 (9779 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5293 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.4 (4064 votes)

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