2018
Nine Small Lines Nine tourists, a hotel room, a mail delivery of a plain package from a foreign country containing a mysterious white powder labelled SCOOP. No one had ordered the substance yet they decided it might be cocaine...
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Darwin Presents Christmas Tales I was helping a friend decorate her Christmas tree. A strand of lights seemed to have a short, so she took it upon herself to fix the problem. She stripped the wires in the area and spliced them...
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Train Surfer Footage posted to Facebook and Instagram shows an athletic male train-surfer waving to the camera before leaping off a moving train as it crosses the Fremantle Bridge. Seemingly ignorant of the effect of momentum on his t
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Darwin Presents Christmas Fireworks: On a cold, clear Christmas day only one gift remained unopened, a large present under the tree addressed to the entire family from Santa. We proceeded to rip the wrapping paper asunder. It was a box full of fireworks!
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Connecticut Candlestick After confusing a stick of dynamite with a wax candle, a woman was hospitalized for extreme burn injuries. How did it happen that she accidentally sparked up a quarter-stick of dynamite? Well...
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Failure To Launch Hear about the homemade rocket-bike-sled? Launched from a snowy rooftop in February, this quirky manned mission was a Minnesota FAIL. Valid Honorable Mention -- or Complete Misunderstanding Of The Situation?
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2017
$#!t A Brick... Monumentally incredible stupidity! A 20-year-old man arrived at the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. Abdominal films revealed a radiopaque object in the lower rectum...
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7200 Volts And A Dim Bulb What happens when a powerless thief grabs a metal ladder and jumper cables?
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3 Honorable MEN-tions Three personal accounts of a near-miss brush with death. You will enjoy a trio of tales from this side of the cutting edge. First up is a story about a father. Fathers frequently provide do-as-I-say-not-as-I-d
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The At-Risk Survivors category honors those
who stop short of the ultimate sacrifice, yet serve as examples of the
idiotic experimentation required to win a bona-fide Darwin Award.