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2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.9 (800 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.8 (1017 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (511 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (862 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.6 (209 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.5 (330 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.5 (264 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.3 (178 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.1 (155 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.1 (138 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.1 (710 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.1 (230 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (522 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.9 (170 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.9 (298 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.9 (395 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.5 (773 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (228 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.4 (179 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (608 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.3 (1152 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.3 (347 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.2 (240 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.2 (259 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (1030 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 7.1 (353 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 6.8 (179 votes)

Popsicle 6.7 (137 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.6 (169 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.6 (281 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (698 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.4 (212 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (207 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.3 (285 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.7 (112 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 5.6 (77 votes)

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