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2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.9 (790 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.8 (1013 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (507 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (851 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.6 (208 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.5 (327 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.5 (261 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.3 (174 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.1 (155 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.1 (137 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.1 (710 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.1 (230 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (519 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.9 (295 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.9 (395 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.8 (164 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.5 (755 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (228 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.4 (178 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.4 (346 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (608 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.3 (1152 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.3 (257 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.2 (239 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (1028 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 7.1 (352 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 6.9 (177 votes)

Popsicle 6.7 (136 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.6 (169 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.6 (280 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (697 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.5 (211 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (207 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.3 (283 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.7 (109 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 5.5 (76 votes)

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