Honorable Mentions!

Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

2000 INDEX
Kinda Horrible Events This Year...

2000

Mr. Happy's Vacuum (12246) 81%

Bodacious Bud (6261) 81%

Revenge of the Gopher (7192) 79%

Archery Practice (6417) 78%

Woman Disarmed by Tiger (4784) 77%

Stubborn Stains (5213) 77%

Concealed Weapon (5093) 75%

Wile E. Coyote of Burglars (5017) 75%

Petrol Stockpile (3889) 75%

Three Times a Loser (3863) 69%

Pick Your Target (4167) 68%

I Just Flicked My Bic! (5412) 67%

Amateur Murderer (3184) 67%

Explosive Mix of Girls (6666) 66%

All Aboard (6323) 66%

Armed and Dangerous? (6122) 63%

Cheez Whiz (2251) 63%

Chimney Manners (2516) 62%

Trash Compactor (5372) 61%

Runaway Bridge (2063) 61%

Tainted Turkey (4216) 61%

Coors Light and the Ultra Light (3435) 58%

The Party's Over (1540) 47%

—HONORABLE MENTIONS—

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