Honorable Mentions have misadventures that stop short of the ultimate
sacrifice. Nevertheless we salute the spirit of their colossal
blunders with an Honorable Mention. Better luck next time!
Firewalls
1997 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
(1997, England) There's ordinary foolishness, and then there's extraordinary
foolishness. Stealing fireworks from a storage depot is foolishness. But
using a welder's torch to cut through the wall of the building housing the
fireworks -- that is extraordinary foolishness.
Several burglars pushed their luck to the brink of failure when they tried to
pull off a heist of a building containing a large volume of fireworks. They
used a gas cutting torch to slice through the main door. The door was eight
feet tall, concrete, and reinforced with a solid inch of steel. Just as the
torch penetrated the door, and success was at hand... a spark landed in a
crate of fireworks inside.
Fireworks are explosive, and this particular crate contained the equivalent of
a hundred pounds of gunpowder. The entire factory exploded. The door was
popped from its hinges and slammed flat into the ground. The roof lifted off
and landed in one piece. Interestingly, despite the violence of the explosion,
the debris was confined within the factory perimeter.
Astoundingly, the perpetrators were not killed, and have never been found.
Their cutting equipment remained behind, along with the car, which had been
flattened by the concrete roof. Flabbergasted pyrotechnics professionals have
dubbed them the "Hole in the Ground Gang."
Moderator Bert asked about this submission on the
international Pyrotechnics Mailing List. Members confirm that the
perpetrator(s) did survive, although their vehicle did not. No one was ever
apprehended.
Pyrotechnics Mailing List Comments:
"This event did not claim the life of the thief, but his
cutting equipment was found, along with his car, which had been flattened
by the concrete roof of the magazine. The roof had lifted (and landed) in
one piece. I recall the official police comment was, 'We are looking for
someone who is one sandwich short of a picnic.'" -Tom
"I do development work for the company that now owns the site
that was attacked in the 1990s. The building was constructed of reinforced
concrete about 9" thick, with a steel door, and the door was attacked with
a gas cutting torch. An ignition of material inside caused the entire
building to fall to bits, with the concrete walls & steel reinforcing rods
peeling back from floor level. Lumps of debris are still found on the site,
as well as odd bits of the vehicle used in the raid. Interestingly, despite
the violence of the explosion, the debris was confined within the factory
perimeter. As Tom says, no one was killed, and it is assumed that no one
was seriously injured. No arrests have ever been made. A full incident
report was produced by the HS&E and makes interesting reading."
What Readers Think
HONORABLE MENTIONS HAVE MISADVENTURES THAT STOP SHORT OF THE ULTIMATE
SACRIFICE. NEVERTHELESS WE SALUTE THE SPIRIT OF THEIR COLOSSAL
BLUNDERS WITH AN HONORABLE MENTION. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!