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Slush Pile
Bizarre Death
The Bricklayer
Taser Test
Roping a Deer
Gerbil Rocket
Unfortunate Husband II
Overkill I
Constipated Elephant
Raccoon Rocket
Bad Day at the Office
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
The Dog and the Jeep
Misadventure at the Metallica Concert
Lobster Vasectomy
Cow Bomb
Gun-Totin' Granny
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
Mad Trombonist
Hydrogen Beer Disaster
Power Plant Fitness Freak
Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
Breasts Injure Four
Hippo on Dwarf Diet
Hot Apple Pie
Garden Bomb
Unfortunate Husband
The Smoking Gun
Christmas Roast
Stalled Motorcycle
Falling Urine Deadly
The Laundry was Clean...
The Last Supper
Garden Bomb
Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Drop of a Hat
Puffy Fox Cheeks
Hedonist Air Pumpers
Romeo and Juliet?
What's Shakin'?
Dental Calamity
Explosion of Thought
A Medieval Tale
Missionary Miscalculation
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Bizarre Death 9.1 (1757 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30643 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3340 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2127 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24271 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17306 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18239 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13062 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7877 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14092 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17227 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13492 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8769 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11135 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19514 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10701 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4348 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1729 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11848 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10601 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5698 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18945 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6435 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9350 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (553 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6506 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17389 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5393 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5864 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21461 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9763 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5757 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (112 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.4 (81 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2135 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4560 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3152 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14756 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6120 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7093 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4765 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11580 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7190 votes)

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