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These apocryphal stories are included as examples of Herculean Darwinian efforts. Be glad, be very glad, these people don't exist.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (38838 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.8 (27949 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (1996 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (15971 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (22707 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.5 (1022 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17346 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7578 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12540 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (12858 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16580 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13484 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (10910 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (18935 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8455 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10498 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11538 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4133 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1429 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10402 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5488 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18453 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.1 (448 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9188 votes)

The Last Supper 7.0 (5674 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6232 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6216 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17221 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5188 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5699 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9491 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.5 (20755 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.2 (2070 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.0 (18 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4478 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14501 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3034 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6025 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (6982 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4577 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11305 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6824 votes)


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