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2001 Urban Legends
Email a Friend The following stories are apocryphal. They are included on the Darwin Awards website because they are inspirational narratives of the astounding efforts of legendary Darwin Awards contenders. Next
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The Smoking Gun
2001 Urban Legend

Darwin says, "I was hoodwinked! That this is an urban legend became apparent when Jessica from Mythbusters called looking for sources. Previously 'confirmed by Darwin' but the sources were actualy lame URLs mocked up to look like news articles. abcnews.go.com (go-dot-com) ?! The URLs are now 404s, but I found them on the Wayback Machine."
(11 February 2001, New Jersey) Two drunks were goofing around, when one challenged the other to shoot him with cigarette butts "to see what it would feel like." His friend obligingly loaded an antique rifle with cigarette butts, placing black powder behind the butts to make sure they left the barrel of the gun. He then shot his friend from a distance of seven feet. The projectiles penetrated the ribcage of the thirty-one-year-old who had issued the challenge, and he died of three cigarette butts to the heart.

The gene pool is in trouble!

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Submitted by: Lynn
Reference: WMAD 92.1 Madison, Wisconsin, ABC News, The Associated Press

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