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2009 Urban Legends
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The following stories are apocryphal. They are included on the Darwin Awards website because they are inspirational narratives of the astounding efforts of legendary Darwin Awards contenders. |
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Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Alexander, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends in Moscow when he leapt on the terrified animal. 'When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun,' he told stunned casualty surgeons. Although there was not much left to work with, Russian plastic surgeons were trying to restore his mangled manhood. No reports have "leaked" on the success of the shaft graft. Reader Comment: "I hope it doesn't work. I'm an animal lover." Darwin says, "I classify this story as an Urban Legend because the source is The Sun tabloid. News articles from Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Italy, Japan, and Australia also cite The Sun. If you have a reliable source confirming the story, please CONTACT DARWIN." Amusing translation of a Belgium newspaper.
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