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These apocryphal stories are included as examples of Herculean Darwinian efforts. Be glad, be very glad, these people don't exist.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (38419 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.8 (27813 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (1891 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (15874 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (22630 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.5 (969 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17292 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7550 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12505 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (12823 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16551 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13440 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (10900 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (18906 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8446 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10491 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11525 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4124 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1410 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10385 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5476 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18419 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.1 (436 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9177 votes)

The Last Supper 7.0 (5670 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6221 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6202 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17213 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5180 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5694 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9474 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.5 (20739 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.2 (2069 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4472 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14496 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3031 votes)

Garden Bomb 5.8 (15 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6020 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (6971 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4569 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11295 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6797 votes)


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