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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (762 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30273 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3110 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (1855 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17070 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23873 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18027 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7799 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12947 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13339 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17055 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13956 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11085 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19388 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8700 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10647 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11786 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4287 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1645 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10540 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5611 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18844 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9323 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (525 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6392 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6448 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17360 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5329 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5829 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21237 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9697 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.5 (52 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (94 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5739 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2121 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4547 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14697 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3115 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6098 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7069 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4722 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11526 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7100 votes)


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