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At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
Bizarre Death
The Bricklayer
Taser Test
Roping a Deer
Gerbil Rocket
Unfortunate Husband II
Overkill I
Constipated Elephant
Raccoon Rocket
Bad Day at the Office
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
The Dog and the Jeep
Misadventure at the Metallica Concert
Lobster Vasectomy
Cow Bomb
Gun-Totin' Granny
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
Mad Trombonist
Hydrogen Beer Disaster
Power Plant Fitness Freak
Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
Breasts Injure Four
Hippo on Dwarf Diet
Hot Apple Pie
Garden Bomb
Unfortunate Husband
The Smoking Gun
Christmas Roast
Stalled Motorcycle
Falling Urine Deadly
The Laundry was Clean...
The Last Supper
Garden Bomb
Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Drop of a Hat
Puffy Fox Cheeks
Hedonist Air Pumpers
Romeo and Juliet?
What's Shakin'?
Dental Calamity
Explosion of Thought
A Medieval Tale
Missionary Miscalculation
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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.1 (1495 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30523 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3267 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2042 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24116 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17238 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18170 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13026 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7849 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14048 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17166 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13430 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8750 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11122 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19471 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10681 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4327 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1696 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11828 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10584 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5666 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18909 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6419 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9342 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (544 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6487 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17380 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5370 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5848 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21412 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9747 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5748 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (108 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.2 (75 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2129 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4558 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3143 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14738 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6112 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7089 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4753 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11557 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7155 votes)

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