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At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
Bizarre Death
The Bricklayer
Taser Test
Roping a Deer
Unfortunate Husband II
Gerbil Rocket
Overkill I
Raccoon Rocket
Constipated Elephant
The Dog and the Jeep
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
Bad Day at the Office
Lobster Vasectomy
Cow Bomb
Misadventure at the Metallica Concert
Gun-Totin' Granny
Hydrogen Beer Disaster
Mad Trombonist
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
Power Plant Fitness Freak
Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
Breasts Injure Four
Hot Apple Pie
Garden Bomb
Hippo on Dwarf Diet
Unfortunate Husband
The Smoking Gun
Christmas Roast
Stalled Motorcycle
Falling Urine Deadly
The Laundry was Clean...
Garden Bomb
The Last Supper
Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Drop of a Hat
Puffy Fox Cheeks
Romeo and Juliet?
Hedonist Air Pumpers
What's Shakin'?
Dental Calamity
Explosion of Thought
A Medieval Tale
Missionary Miscalculation
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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.1 (1493 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30522 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3266 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2042 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17238 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24115 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18170 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7849 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13026 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13430 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17166 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14048 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11122 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19470 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8750 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10681 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11828 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1696 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4327 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10583 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5666 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18908 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9342 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (544 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6418 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6487 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17380 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5368 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5848 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21412 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9745 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (108 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5748 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.2 (75 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2129 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4558 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14738 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3143 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6112 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7089 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4753 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11557 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7155 votes)

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