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Stories Ranked by Vote

The Bricklayer 8.9 (29513 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (2797 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.6 (1575 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (16766 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23469 votes)

Bizarre Death 8.5 (73 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17818 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7730 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12810 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13164 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16872 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13800 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11030 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19230 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8618 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10608 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11709 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4223 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1585 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10491 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5560 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18723 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9280 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (500 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6335 votes)

The Last Supper 6.9 (5713 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6381 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17311 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5284 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5783 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (20983 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9624 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.3 (15 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2110 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4527 votes)

Garden Bomb 5.9 (74 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14634 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3091 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6080 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7034 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4680 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11454 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7017 votes)


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