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$16 Smoking Crater T-Shirt / Black
Heavy 100% cotton, black Hanes Beefy-T with an inadvisable cigarette break on the front... a smoking crater on the back! Click on the image for a full view. Based on true stories. Errata: TNT will not explode in the presence of a lit cigarette. The man was actually sitting on a crate of gelignite.
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$16 Tree of Life T-Shirt / Grey
Heavy 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T with an inadvisable tree-sawing situation on the front... and a few scattered leaves on the back! Click on the image for a full view. This one is not based on any story, but shows an amusingly apt situation.
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$15 Grenade Juggler T-Shirt / White
Heavy 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T with a man juggling hand grenades on the front... and his empty smoking tennis shoes on the back! Based on a true story.
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16 Darwinian Mottos on your Back.

Hanes Beefy-T plain front, marbled blue and purple.

The Motto design was guided by input from the Philosophy Forum. If you're short on funds, there's a free option -- print the design on an iron-on transfer using your inkjet and this [[SORRY! File needs to be relocated! Lost it. -wendy]]"Large Image (840k).


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