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Sliding into the Barrier

I know... let's have a few drinkies... and then what shall we do? Fancy a waterslide?

These 2 muppets, Claire Vickers and Barry Douglas, broke into a closed waterpark in Aldershot UK, and decided to go down one of the tunnel waterslides

The waterslide wasn't wet, so job #1 was to throw some water down to make it slippy

Here we gooooooooo - until they get to the bottom of the slide, where there's a barrier to stop the exit into the pool!

They both broke their legs - so all this can be is a HM! Ms Vickers said: "I nearly went head first – I would have been killed"

Link : https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/04/grandma-breaks-leg-on-slide-after-sneaking-into-water-park-at-2am-15361294/

But there are sadder faces here : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10056477/Two-idiots-sneak-waterpark-2am-ride-flumes-tube-slam-barrier.html

Submitted on 10/04/2021

Submitted by: Tracy
Reference: https://tinyurl.com/xewju88s Oct 4 2021

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Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I am biased - it's my story!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
When will people learn...