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Buried Bottle Bandit

Fuelled by wild rumours of valuable Victorian-era bottles led residents of Murton, Northern Ireland to a new housing estate under construction. The site, which had been a dump in a past century, was bound to hold historic glassware.

Brian Spink sought to see in the New Year with a late-night expedition to the bottle mine. Braving pitch darkness and the bitter cold, he snuck onto the building site. Helpful signs pinpointed the way: "Deep Excavations" they jubilantly proclaimed. Bingo! That must be where the good stuff was freshly available.

On his hands and knees he chose the base of a tasty-looking embankment and begun tunnelling into it. He did not get far. The freshly-dug soil could not hold itself in thin air forever, and several feet (and several bottles) into his own excavation a half-tonne of soil cam down on him.

His body was found the following morning, waist and legs sticking out from under the pile like a cartoon. The entire scene was so dangerous that firefighters were called in to carefully dig him out.

If only he'd started digging from the top.

Submitted on 03/04/2021

Submitted by: Iona Macdonald
Reference: https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7153816.treasure-hunt-tragedy-digger-dies/

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Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks for the story, but unfortunately he knew he was doing something dangerous, as he was doing it at night to avoid detection


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This kind of thinking never fails to amaze me -"What I'm doing is insanely dangerous, but I won't get hurt because I know I won't!" Thanks, Iona!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Tracy has a point, but it takes egregious stupidity to burrow into the foot of an unstable embankment in search of a few bottles...!