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Florida man takes cocaine and somehow gets his hand on Pufferfish liver, which is super toxic, and eats it. He gets so sick he is hospitalized.

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312

Submitted on 06/29/2019

Submitted by: Joyce Wittenmyer
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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Normally overdoses and such are too common, but what moron eats pufferfish anything without proper precautions!?! His grandmother should be up for an award too, since she should also know better. Thanks, Joyce!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention