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Reported on abc7 Petaluma news.

Protestors break into a duck slaughter facility to protest. Protestors chain themselves to the machine that moves the ducks around and kills them. One male chains his neck into the machine.achine starts to move gets his head caught between a pole and the brace he chained his neck to. "I was feeling my life leave my body" he stated in a later interview after almost having his head ripped off.

Then the protestors pushed the video out to the news to show how dangerous it is for the ducks that we're being killed.

Submitted on 06/10/2019

Submitted by: Chris Jung
Reference: https://tinyurl.com/y2b6wc73. June 6 2019


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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
If you're going to commit trespass, breaking, and entering as a form of protest, at least be familiar enough with the machines to watch where you tie yourself down! Thanks, Chris!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Unbelievable that ANYBODY would think that chaining yourself to random machinery that's actually intended to slaughter animals is a good idea... Thanks, Chris!