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Train-jumping Headbanger

Wendy says, "Added to the Archive. Darwin denied -- he survived - but an Honorable Mention, so keep your eyes on this live fish."


ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

NEAR MISS - HONORABLE MENTION. REPORTED - Sydney Morning Herald (major and reliable Australian newspaper), April 8, 2018.

Shocking footage of a man jumping from a moving train on the Fremantle Railway Bridge into the Swan River metres below, narrowly avoiding death, has drawn the ire of WA Premier Mark McGowan. The middle-aged man was seen climbing atop the roof of the train on Saturday morning, waving to a camera before risking his life by jumping off, landing safely feet-first ... but only metres from a concrete pillar supporting the bridge. "That guy is a complete, utter, bloody idiot," Mr McGowan said. "He endangered his own life (and) he set a very poor example for others." The footage proved a hit when circulated on social media but, had the jumper smashed his head on the pillar, his stunt would probably have gone unnoticed.

[WA is the Australian federal state of Western Australia]

Submitted on 04/10/2018

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: https://www.smh.com.au/national/western-australia/man-faces-jail-for-fremantle-train-bridge-jump-as-


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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
There's video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHanunc9ge8 After seeing that, I am tentatively giving the guy an HM, because that was just BLOODY stupid to even think of! Thanks!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
What an unbelievably moronic stunt to pull. Mere feet from a full DA nomination. Thanks!