Honorable Mentions!
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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

2019—2022
The roadside attraction of a lorry of wine...

2020

Wine For The Road
Labile knew that one bottle of wine was not enough to quench his thirst, nor was a gallon jug. Labile's thirst was more ambitious than most... ...

Surre-al Snapchat
A woman fell out of a moving car while leaning out of the window to film a Snapchat. She tumbled into a 'live lane' on the M25, at 01:30 BST--ending her late evening with a bang. Surrey Police traffic officers twe ...

2019

High Roller And A Pocket Grenade
Full of spunk and vigor on a hot summer night, our nearly-a-winner was carrying a LIVE GRENADE in his pocket when a giant wooden spool caught his attention... ...

My Shoes Are Melting!!
Modesto man, gas tank empty, fills a random plastic jug with gas despite specific warnings against this posted on most every gas pump... ...

Pong Begone! A Gas-Tastrophe
Followers of the tradition of makeshift flame throwers will snicker to hear about our latest Honorable Mention, survivor of a bold attempt to eliminate the odiferous pong in his car. From whence came th ...

2021

No Shame Butt
Our Protagonist pushes away from the dinner table and heads to the toilet. 'Off to drop a bomb.' During this mission his nethers are exposed, and then occurs a slip and fall onto a military memorabilia collection item... ...

—HONORABLE MENTIONS—

2022—2019 2018—2017 2016—2014
2010 2009 2008 2007 2006—2005
2004 2003 2002 2001 2000
...and more: 1990's archive returning soon...

The At-Risk Survivors category honors those who stop short of the ultimate sacrifice, yet serve as examples of the idiotic experimentation required to win a bona-fide Darwin Award.