Charles and a monkey share a meaningful sidelong glance.

The Darwin Awards

2021 Slush Pile

Submissions From Readers
Which should we promote to winners?

Pending Review

Seriously

Ok guys, come on. Wendy hasn't updated the website since July last year. 7 months ago.

You moderators go on this website every day to accept/decline submissions. Responding to "a concerned avid fan"'s comments, Wendy doesn't need to completely leave the website to you. She can just allow some moderators to write a Darwin Award sometimes. Its not like anythings changing, the last few Darwin awards from 2020 were written by James. (Nice job by the way)

Even two small paragraphs once a month would be amazing. There are some great gems in the slush pile right now and its frustrating that they will never be accepted.

Please moderators, have a genuine thought about writing new stories.

Submitted on 02/01/2021

Submitted by: Another concerned avid fan
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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Unfortunately our access as moderators is limited to just voting & adding comments, and our own ability to contact Wendy directly is also very limited...


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: For Darwin's Eyes


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes