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2020 April Slush Pile

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Politics Award 8.4 (32 votes)

DA Booze Cruise Loser 8.3 (19 votes)

pulled into garage door rollers 8.1 (41 votes)

1 bottles better than two, aint it? 8.0 (16 votes)

Flat Earther Survives Craft Rocket 8.0 (22 votes)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does ... 7.8 (17 votes)

A Drink in the Lab 7.8 (31 votes)

Keke Doesn't Love Him 7.6 (18 votes)

Very bad examinator 7.2 (14 votes)

Braincleaning 6.9 (13 votes)

DA-Death By Welding Experiment 6.5 (14 votes)

Copper Worth Dying For 6.1 (7 votes)

 

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