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2006 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it, thus ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter. Of necessity, the Awards are generally bestowed posthumously.

For 2006, the Winners are:
1st Runner Up: HAMMER OF DOOM
2nd Runner Up: HIGH ON LIFE
2006 At-Risk Survivor (no one dies): SNAKE IN THE GRASS
2006 At-Risk Survivor (no one dies): FLYSWATTER

Stories Ranked by Vote

Stubbed Out 8.0 (2861 votes)

Star Wars 7.8 (2710 votes)

High on Life 7.7 (2277 votes)

Hammer of Doom 7.7 (3959 votes)

Faithful Flotation 7.6 (3037 votes)

Score One For Goliath 7.5 (2960 votes)

Copper Kite String 7.4 (1719 votes)

Missed Stop Misstep 6.8 (1211 votes)

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