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Man dies after having sex using epo

The act of preventing procreation, ends with the permanent solution.

Submitted on 08/25/2021

Submitted by: Anonymous

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This needs a full writeup before the link goes bad, but given how truly bizarre the story is I'm willing to accept it despite the lack of a writeup. It's a safe bet we'll get more submissions about this as well...

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
It's a bad day when a Rule 34 joke becomes reality. Thanks!