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https://m.timesofindia.com/city/bareilly/man-returning-home-to-celebrate-eid-dies-after-jumping-off-shramik-spl/articleshow/75982879.cms

Man eager to meet his family jumps off a speeding train and is fatally crushed.

Submitted on 05/25/2020

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This could use a MUCH better writeup but I'm willing to accept it since I don't think we have any train-related stories quite like this one.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I suppose one could jump out of a moving plane in much the same way...!