Charles Darwin at a green chalkboard.

2022 Darwin Awards

Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it in the most spectacular way possible.

Steel Macbook Armor
2022 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

A banged
up macbook and a Ukraine soldier having a good laugh.

You are wearing body armor in a warzone. You spot abandoned Macbook. You want Macbook. Where to hide it? With quick reflexes a Russian soldier slid that Macbook into his chest armor pocket, replacing a ballistic plate designed to save his life.

He was killed in Irpin, and his body was retrieved, providing a hearty laugh for all of Ukraine. 'Instant Karma' They reportedly found a stolen iPad as well. Wonder where the iPad was hidden? Next to this watch? (Pulp Fiction)

"Why didn't he type quickly, Ctrl+Z ?" --Charly W, FB
"That was the Hunter Biden Macbook!" --Ricardo D, FB
"In Russia life steals you." -Jason P, FB

How Bulletproof are MacBooks? (2016)
This Video Answers

Literally A Bulletproof ToughBook © 1994 - 2022
Reference: and Lapatina on Twitter

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