The Darwin Awards

2001 At-Risk Survivor

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West Virginia Alibi
2001 At-Risk Survivors
Confirmed True by Darwin

(12 Jan 2001, West Virginia) A Charleston bank robber's alibi for the crime placed him in hot water when he claimed to be buying heroin in another state at the time of the robbery. He gave them a hotel receipt and police searched the room to find 84 packets of heroin. Police decline to comment on Donald's fate. © 1994 - 2020
Submitted by: Mark
Reference: Associated Press

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