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2003 At-Risk Survivor

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Blowtorch and Gunpowder
2003 At-Risk Survivor
Confirmed True by Darwin

(8 July 2003, Moore Township, Pennsylvania) An unidentified 16-year-old boy, and only that boy, was taken by surprise when a bowl of blackpowder blew when it was heated with a blowtorch. At first, he had tried to ignite it with a grill lighter, but when that failed, he decided a blowtorch would do a better job. About that, he was right: the flash was awesome indeed.

The blackpowder explosion caused severe burns to his face, and he admitted to some pain after the jarring incident. "He made a foolish decision and suffered the consequences," said the police chief. This was not the lad's first lesson with gunpowder. A neighbor confided, "He lost one finger to a firecracker accident a few years ago."

Reader Comments:
"The title alone should tell you nothing good will come of this."
"Pyromaniacs pay close attention."
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"I think I'll go powder my nose."

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