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2003 At-Risk Survivor
The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures. Next Prev Random

Blowtorch and Gunpowder
2003 At-Risk Survivor
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(8 July 2003, Moore Township, Pennsylvania) An unidentified 16-year-old boy, and only that boy, was taken by surprise when a bowl of blackpowder blew when it was heated with a blowtorch. At first, he had tried to ignite it with a grill lighter, but when that failed, he decided a blowtorch would do a better job. About that, he was right: the flash was awesome indeed.

The blackpowder explosion caused severe burns to his face, and he admitted to some pain after the jarring incident. "He made a foolish decision and suffered the consequences," said the police chief. This was not the lad's first lesson with gunpowder. A neighbor confided, "He lost one finger to a firecracker accident a few years ago."

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