The blackpowder explosion caused severe burns to his face, and he admitted to some pain after the jarring incident. "He made a foolish decision and suffered the consequences," said the police chief. This was not the lad's first lesson with gunpowder. A neighbor confided, "He lost one finger to a firecracker accident a few years ago."
"The title alone should tell you nothing good will come of this."
"Pyromaniacs pay close attention."
"This story reminds me of your brother. How is he?"
"I think I'll go powder my nose."
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