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2001 At-Risk Survivor
The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures. Next Prev Random

Rob Peter to Pay Paul
2001 At-Risk Survivor
Confirmed True by Darwin

(16 July 2001, Union City, Tennessee) A woman ordered to pay off $1100 in bad checks left the courthouse, drove to her hometown, and pulled a gun on employees at the First State Bank. She fled into a cornfield with $7000, eluded the hastily-organized search party, and made her way back to Union City to pay her debt.

But given the small size of her hometown, with a population of 344, it was inevitable that one of the tellers would recognize her. Police were waiting at her home to arrest her and confiscate the remainder of the money. © 1994 - 2017
Submitted by: Jacob Butcher, Eric Karlson, Mark Steinberg
Reference: Boston Globe

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