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The Darwin Awards

2020 September Slush Pile

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Stories Ranked by Vote

Why would you hit that? 8.3 (38 votes)

Jet-Skilled 8.2 (38 votes)

8th fl fall practicing Extreme Yoga 8.0 (34 votes)

Fallng thief 7.7 (13 votes)

HM: slide of doom 7.4 (23 votes)

Is it the red wire or the blue. 7.0 (13 votes)

Off Her Trolly 6.4 (19 votes)

Leading federal meteorologist drown 6.3 (19 votes)

'I REALLY HAVE NO FEAR OF NOTHING' 6.0 (12 votes)

Nicked in the face by a brick 6.0 (12 votes)

Man suffers severe thermal burns in 5.8 (15 votes)

One out of three ain't bad 4.4 (11 votes)

 

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