Darwin Awards4I
Intelligent Design

by Wendy Northcutt

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Reminiscing on Book 4.

Chris Kelly was reviewing page proofs, when he noticed !! the illustration of a Brazilian "incident" showed a man hurtling through the air, crying "Ay Caramba!" This is Bart Simpson, or Spanish. But the story happened in Brazil!! Chris valiantly unearthed the linguistically correct and aurally pleasing phrase shown here.

Chris was delaying in getting his BIO to me. So I said, "Look Chris I've known you all these years, and all these yhears you've been looking to find a soulmate, muse, and mommy to your children. You're in danger of leaving the gene pool! Why don't we make your BIO a personal ad? It's topical. The Darwin Awards are ABOUT being unable to reproduce. Think of the audience you'll reach!" And so forth. With pleasure, I present my close friend and great guy, Chris, and his Personal Ad.

Darwin Awards 4: (Un)Intelligent Design

The human race's most popular humor series returns with hilariously macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, the Darwin Awards  shows how uncommon common sense still is.

Buy the Book, the CD,or the Tape -- 123 New Stories!

Salute the sheriff who inadvertently shot himself--twice! Witness the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw!Heed the story of the farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic bag!Cringe at the man crushed by a branch he'd just severed... directly over his head!  123 new stories, 18 full-page illustrations, plus discussions of the implications of transgenic animals, the origin of life, and more.

Buy the book.  It could save your life!

 The Darwin Awards: New York Times Bestsellers

"One of the drawbacks to not teaching the theory
of evolution in schools is that some people
wind up learning the hard way..."

-Sarasota Herald-Tribune

-Creative Loafing

Author Biography  
Wendy holds a degree in molecular biology from UC Berkeley. She began writing Darwin Awards in 1993, and founded the website soon thereafter.

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