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The Darwin Awards Gift Shop
The Darwin Awards Condom
Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor
parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and
out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4
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New Products!
Better pictures coming soon...
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$12 Stationery Set
Two greeting cards (Birthday & Get Well
Soon), two 4"x6" notepads, a safety poster, and a fish emblem, are bundled
together for your enjoyment. (Better images coming soon, but trust
me, this is one sweet set.)
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Custom Products Made by Wendy
Darwin Awards Pint Glass
$15 each, 2 for $22 | Bottoms Up!
Laser-etched pint glass, with the felicitous suggestion,
Bottoms Up! Each glass is etched individually by Wendy, using a
Helix
laser, so there are minor variations between glasses.
Pint Glass $15
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The Darwin Awards Gift Shop
Hardback. 327 pages. Autographed.
$15
185 Stories! In the ongoing saga of Survival of the Fittest, meet the
thief who steals electrical wires without shutting off the current! Marvel
at the would-be pilot who suspends his lawnchair from helium balloons!
Learn from the man who peers into a gas can using a cigarette lighter...!
This book also includes a History of the Darwin Awards,
Darwin Haiku, and a dozen humorous discussions of the implications of
evolution, including the origin of idiots, and the role of
testosterone.
Autographed by Author!
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The Darwin Awards Gift Shop
Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.
$15
A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony,
Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the
wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates
the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his
own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange
passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a
battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools.
This book includes more History of the Awards, Gordon's Law, and 10
discussions of evolution, including speciation and the role of verbal memes
in civilization.
Autographed by Author!
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The Darwin Awards Gift Shop
Hardback. 304 pages. Autographed.
$15
The human race's most popular humor series returns with a brand-new
collection of macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve
our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, the Darwin
Awards III shows once more how uncommon common sense still is.
Salute the sheriff who inadvertently shot himself--twice! Witness
the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw! Heed the
story of the farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic
bag! Cringe at the man crushed by a branch he'd just severed... directly
over his head!
123 new stories, 18 full-page illustrations, plus discussions of transgenic
animals, the origin of life, and more.
Autographed by Author!
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Coming Soon!
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