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2016 At-Risk Survivor
Email a Friend The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures. Next Prev Random

Pokemon Go Going Gone
2016 At-Risk Survivor
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(16 July 2016, California) Pokemon's unintended "Go Jump" mode is predicted to have a dwindling fan base. Two California men blindly followed app clues to a clue-less 75-to-100 foot cliff tumble in Encinitas on July 13. They both survived falling off the crumbling cliff--minor injuries only--missing a full DARWIN but marking themselves AT RISK. Speaking of mental laxity, this correspondent wonders what is wrong with the education system when investigators cannot figure out the height of a cliff.

Pokéman's fans are falling for the trending game.
Please note, "Go Jump" is satire, and the Darwin Awards considers individuals to be responsible for their own actions.

News Report: "Danish Pokemon hunter killed in traffic accident" alerts us to a delivery man driving a small van who was found dead in a vehicle wreck. The man's phone was still unlocked and running the Pokemon Go app, which caused local police to speculate that the game was a key player in the 21-year-old's death. "We cannot know for certain whether he was playing the game at the time of the accident, however, normally a phone will lock itself if it is not in use."

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