"Maybe I used too much paper."
(7 January 2004, Croatia) Eastern Europe is known for its harsh winters,
and Zlatko, 52, had seen his fair share of them in his town near Zagreb.
But when temperatures dropped low enough to play havoc with outdoor
machinery, Zlatko was exasperated to find that his Opel Kadett had fallen
victim to the cold, repeatedly refusing to start.
The engine must be frozen, he decided. He remembered times he himself had
been freezing in those icy Croatian winters. There was nothing better than
warming up before a toasty roaring fire. Yes! That was clearly the
solution to his problem. A roaring fire would warm up the Opel's engine.
Zlatko fetched some old newspapers, stuffed them under the engine, and lit
them. While waiting for the engine to warm up, he wandered off -- a
fortunate occurance, because his beloved car exploded in a fireball. The
heartbroken man told reporters, "I couldn't start the engine and realized
it was frozen. Now my lovely car is destroyed."
Luckily, Zlatko has identified what went wrong.
"Maybe I used too much
paper," he said.
"One can only hope that next time he warms up a vehicle, he stays to
monitor the amount of paper in the engine compartment..."
michaelgoss: "Decades ago, before fuel pre-heaters were installed in
diesel engines, it was common for fires to be lit under frozen engines to
thaw out the fuel. In very cold temperatures this can be done with diesel,
but not petrol (gasoline).
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