At-Risk Survivors have misadventures that stop short of the ultimate
sacrifice. Nevertheless we salute the spirit of their colossal
blunders with an Honorable Mention. Better luck next time!
Christmas Light Zinger
2009 At-Risk Survivor
Unconfirmed by Darwin
Eyewitness Account: "I was helping a friend decorate her tree for
Christmas. A strand of lights seemed to have a short, so my friend took it
upon herself to solve the problem. She stripped the wires in the area and
spliced them. While the lights were still plugged into the wall outlet, whe
finished up by using her teeth the crimp the bare wires together. Needless
to say, she lit up like a Christmas tree..."