The Darwin Awards

2009 At-Risk Survivor

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Christmas Light Zinger
2009 At-Risk Survivor
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Eyewitness Account: "I was helping a friend decorate her tree for Christmas. A strand of lights seemed to have a short, so my friend took it upon herself to solve the problem. She stripped the wires in the area and spliced them. While the lights were still plugged into the wall outlet, whe finished up by using her teeth the crimp the bare wires together. Needless to say, she lit up like a Christmas tree..."


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