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Car Wash Washout

Darwinia says: "Short and perplexing. No one knows why a Las Vegas resident got out of their Scion after driving it into an Escondido car wash, all we know is that they all about it in Darwin's wet-off-the-press Evolve Update.


Man in Escondido, California, exits car while the automated car wash was running and gets pinned between his vehicle and the machinery. Results in his untimely death. See

Submitted on 04/17/2022


Submitted by: Aditya Sane

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Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Thanks. This needs a good writeup, but I think it may deserve a DA - those carwashes have *so* many signs telling you to stay in your car

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
It's been a LONG time since I've seen one of these on here -I thought people had finally learned their lesson! Call me an optimist. Thanks Aditya!