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Wendy says, "Yes! I found a link to this unlikely medical report at so, Honorable Mention -- Added to the Archive." Stupidity so monumental that we place the medical journal reference right here at the front: Am J Forensic Med Pathol



Of all the things you can be into, this homosexual couple used a Concrete Enema which required hospitalization.

Submitted on 12/20/2017

Submitted by: John M. Wilson

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
This could use a much better writeup, but considering the article includes an x-ray and a photograph purported to be the hunk of cement I'm more than happy to accept this as an HM. Thanks, John!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention

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