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Double Darwin Award winners redefine 'Backseat Driving!'


In another common tale of Russian intelligence (or lack thereof), a couple died while attempting to reproduce. These Double Darwin Award winners were having sex in their car. Which was parked next to a lake. In neutral. Their "passionate movements" rolled the car into the lake, where they promptly drowned in the back seat. These 22 year-olds managed to remove themselves from the gene pool while (almost) adding themselves to the gene pool. But it's Russia, so there's no telling how much vodka was involved.

Submitted on 07/13/2017

Submitted by: Roog

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Don't think we've had a "double" Darwin quite like this one yet. Thanks, Roog!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Oh boy... Thanks, Roog!

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