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Immortal stabs himself to death

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A psychic medium has died after accidentally stabbing himself in the heart while trying to prove his immortality.

Submitted on 04/26/2017

Submitted by: Jakob

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This needs a MUCH better writeup, but after reading the article I'm inclined to accept it. It seems that this "psychic" had been performing this stunt for years and this time the knife apparently didn't break as it was expected to do. Thanks, Jakob.

James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
As Bruce said, a MUCH better write-up is needed, but I did read the article. There was clearly something wrong with his patented Acme breaking sword...! Thanks, Jakob!

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