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ICK:Put a live eel where no sun shines.
Pigs = 3; ISIS fighters = 0
Immortal stabs himself to death
DA: 404 Error
HM:Was Not Warned Not To Run Into Wall
HM:Electric Company: 1, Powerless Thief: 0
Howitzer and fire extinguisher
Bad rush,Parkour Adpet electrocuted
Lost bet, duct taped to moving car
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ICK:Put a live eel where no sun shines. 8.1 (62 votes)

Pigs = 3; ISIS fighters = 0 8.1 (52 votes)

Immortal stabs himself to death 8.0 (51 votes)

DA: 404 Error 7.9 (71 votes)

HM:Was Not Warned Not To Run Into Wall 7.9 (89 votes)

HM:Electric Company: 1, Powerless Thief: 0 7.9 (38 votes)

Howitzer and fire extinguisher 7.8 (34 votes)

Bad rush,Parkour Adpet electrocuted 7.5 (31 votes)

Lost bet, duct taped to moving car 6.8 (23 votes)

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