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Email a Friend The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures. Next Prev Random

 
 
Riders On The Storm
2008 At-Risk Survivor
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(18 August 2008, Florida) A kite-boarder who went for a wild ride on the winds of Tropical Storm Fay is in critical condition at Broward General Medical Center. A news crew was filming the storm when they captured footage of the 26-year-old man's aerial adventure. Harnessed to his sail, he was picked up by the wind and slammed into the beach, dragged along the sand, picked up again, and bashed into a building.

The man's family described him an experienced kite-boarder. His harness was equipped with emergency releases, but the wind whirled him around so fast that had no time to jettison the kite. A witness said, "It was a miracle that he just flew over the street and didn't get hit by a car."

This story calls to mind the Doors song, "Riders On The Storm."

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185 Stories! In the ongoing saga of Survival of the Fittest, meet the thief who steals electrical wires without shutting off the current! Marvel at the would-be pilot who suspends his lawnchair from helium balloons! Learn from the man who peers into a gas can using a cigarette lighter...!

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