My dad worked in the kitchen at the local prison for years. One day an
inmate stole a bag of jalepeno peppers in juice. Kitchen work is coveted by
inmates because of these fringe benefits. He stuffed the plastic bag down
the front of his pants. But as he attempted his getaway, the bag burst. In
an attempt to cool the fires, the prisoner jumped into the shower. It was
winter and there was only one water temperature: hot. This only made
The inmate was quickly nicknamed "Crispy Balls."
"Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!"
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