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Penile Penetration

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I wasn't there when this happened but I heard the story from 3 people and saw the X-ray. This was in 2004-2005 A man in his mid 30's for some reason decided to push a wire up his penis. As a guy I can never understand why he did the it just makes me wince. Somehow the wire got stuck and he was to embarrassed to get help. He tried for 2 days to get it out tugging and twisting on it when blood started coming out he decided to go to an ER. But he was really embarrassed so he didn't want to go to one close to home where he might be recognized. He decided to drive from Springfield, MO to Oklahoma City, OK over 300 miles on a motor cycle. When he got to the ER he wouldn't tell the nurses what was wrong so he sat for over 6 hours before a doctor looked at him. As soon as the doctor looked at him the started prepping him for surgery his penis was extremely swollen, bleeding, and infected. They were able to save the penis but he can no longer get an erection or produce sperm. This story just makes me cringe the doctor told me he was within a day or two of the infection spreading and putting his life at risk. If you have a foreign body stuck in your body don't be embarrassed or shy or anything go see a doctor and get it taken care of properly before it gets worse.

Submitted on 09/17/2015

Submitted by: Chaser
Reference: Personal Account

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Candi said:
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I *really* don't get these guys, I really don't. Thanks, Chaser!


James said:
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What has western civilization come to??? Thanks!


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