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Bison Injures Woman Posing for Self

2015 Reader Submission
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YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyo. (AP) - Yellowstone National Park officials are warning tourists to keep their distance after a bison flipped a woman into the air as she posed for a selfie with the massive beast.

The dangerous encounter was the fifth run-in between park-goers and buffalo at the park this year.

Park officials say the 43-year-old Mississippi woman turned her back on the animal Tuesday evening to get a photo with it on a trail near Old Faithful.

She and her daughter were about 6 yards away when it came at them.

They tried to run, but the bison caught the woman and tossed her with its head.

The woman's family drove her to a nearby clinic where she was treated and released.

Yellowstone prohibits people from getting within 25 yards of bison.

(Copyright 2015 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.)

Submitted on 07/24/2015

Submitted by: Charles Burns
Reference: http://www.khq.com/story/29611336/bison-injures-woman-posing-for-selfie-at-yellowstone

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Normally animal interactions are a bit blah, but how dumb do you have to be to pose for a selfie with a creature that can turn you into trampled hamburger!? Thanks, Charles!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
There's a reason Yellowstone wants you to remain 25+ yards away from these wild animals. Thanks, Charles!


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