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Yaris v. Challenger II Main Battle

2015 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This *surely* merits the award for "A-For-Effort! Better Luck Next Time!"

Image #1: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XI92QAB4--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1279264873746351975.png

Image #2: http://www.nw.de/_em_daten/_cache/image/0xUmFuZG9tSVYfYPuh7X6K8LwHqc0G6B4OCDE9TijG0PDa7+2wCh2WKpC8DGZcK6Ys4KEEggYXqy8QdPyeICIfFGjh8lcAAya0ynsqI9YN8UX/vTRFMLoxiA==.jpg

As reported in "Tank Teaches Student Driver In Yaris A Valuable Driving Lesson" at http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/tank-teaches-student-driver-in-yaris-a-valuable-driving-1708396324 :

"A student driver blindly pulled out in front of a column of British armor that was cruising along a hardened road in the Lippe district of Germany yesterday. A collision ensued and yes, you guessed it, the one ton Toyota Yaris lost the fight to the 60+ ton Challenger II Main Battle Tank in a big way."

"The tank’s 24 year old driver was able to slow down enough before impacting the little Toyota so that thankfully nobody was injured. The tank’s crew quickly assisted the stunned driver in training out of the smashed Yaris right after impact."

The BBC reports that the Yaris received $13,200 worth of damage (totaled?) and the tank was unsurprisingly unscathed.

"Contact the author at Tyler@jalopnik.com."

Submitted on 06/02/2015

Submitted by: bobbi
Reference: http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=579028

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Car accidents are common, but who the heck thinks they're going to get away arguing with a tank! And I saw a pic of the car; half of it is squashed. Thanks, bobbi!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I've seen PLENTY of morons pulling out in front of tractor-trailers, but a column of tanks??? I'll wager he'll not do that again! Thanks Bobbi!


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