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Stupidity (and electricity) kills

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A man who tried to steal copper from an old apartment complex was electrocuted, according to police. The incident happened on Sept. 21 on Bank Street.

Jose Ortiz, 48, used bolt cutters to strop wiring from a transformer box. The cutters were found soldered to the box.

A hat, socks and shoe were found nearby.

Ortiz was taken to the hospital wearing the remaining shoe, which matched the one found at the scene, police said. He was declared dead there.

Investigators did not know who brought him to the hospital.

They believe he did not get a chance to steal anything.

Officials said the apartment had been targeted before by burglary suspects. They said the building was stripped.

Submitted on 10/01/2014

Submitted by: Steve
Reference: http://www.wfsb.com/story/26676987/man-electrocuted-while-trying-to-steal-copper-wiring

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Bruce said:
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One more in the never-ending line of dead copper crooks. Thanks, Steve!


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Crispy copper-copping crook!


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