"Faster than a speeding bullet, More Powerful than a locomotive, able to leap over a building in a single bound. Look,up in the sky! It's a ird, it's a plane..It's... A drunk..

Sadly I would have to just give this guy an honorable mention here as he didn't remove himself out of the gene pool, but then maybe someone should have spiked this guy's drink.. with green Kryptonite..

He's not Clark kent either.. He's Tang Lei, age 19.. After getting himself blind stinking Drunk to the point of passing out, Mr. Lei entered what he thought was an abandoned building..

Too bad for him, he ended up in the room of a 10 year old girl.. When confronted by the girl, Mr. Lei, decided to prove he was the man of steel, by stripping down to his VCD's and taking a flying leap out of the girl's 5th story window. Of course he wasn't the man of steel but just a blind stinking drunk who ended up on another roof some 20030 feet below him.. Complete with injuries and scrapes and cuts..

That'll teach him.. if you clain your'; clark kent, maybe you're Deadpool instead.. Cause you're crazy man.. and instead of getting blind drunk the next time.. Why not eat a chimmychonga?

Submitted on 09/06/2014

Submitted by: Paul Bender
Reference: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/06/tang-lei-superman_n_5775362.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
We have lots of stories involving idiocy when drunk, but nothing quite like this. Thanks, Paul!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
There's drunk, and then there's spectacularly stupid drunk. Thanks, Paul!

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