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Darwin/Wendy says, "Not a candidate for our humor awards. TERRORISM is working against the public good and a person who is attempting to document terrorism is brave."
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

A Thai farm labourer, Narakorn Kittiyongkul, was working in Israel as a tomato-picker with two friends. The farm owner had told them they had 15 seconds to take cover if the alarm warning of an attack by mortar from the Gaza Strip sounded.

When his two friends heard the alarm they ran for shelter, but not Narakorn; he calmly reached for his mobile phone to photograph the mortar. Sadly when his boss reached him a couple of minutes later he was dead.

His employer's wife said "the photograph shows a beautiful silver streak that fascinates me too".

Submitted on 08/14/2014

Submitted by: kwac ka
Reference: http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/radio4/fooc/fooc_20140809-1200a.mp3 (story at 1 min 10)

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
He was warned, and he should have known he was working in a very dangerous part of the world being on the border of Gaza. I'm amazed that he acted the way that he did. Thanks for sending this in.


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
"It can't happen to me" mentality taken up to 11! Thanks, kwac ka!


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