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Darwin/Wendy says, "Thanks for the submission. Reading the comments below the article at beiruting.com reveals that this is an Urban Legend, a hoax. No Darwin Award, however it *is* a funny story! I like the language errors, too, they are colorful."
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

A Saudi Sheikh has died attempting to sexually abuse, a donkey. The poor animal, which is primarily a victim in this case.

According to reports circulating on the net, Saudi police found the body of Sheikh abuser the day after the murder, and found that the victim-victimhood received a severe kick in the face and three kicks in his chest when he tried to sodomize the animal.

The man died of his injuries after long moments of suffering.

Police who found the donkey and tied the victim's car near the body also speculated that Sheikh had removed his pants and left in his vehicle (4X4) before trying his misdeed .

http://beiruting.com/LeMag/A_Saudi_died_after_attempting_to_sexually_abuse_a_donkey/3118

Submitted on 08/13/2014

Submitted by: Terry
Reference: Beiruting

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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sorry, Terry, but this doesn't say Darwin to me. The other moderators may differ. Thanks anyway, and submit again.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I happen to think this is a prime candidate for a DA. Thanks, Terry!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
O, the many ways deviant human behavior manifests itself! Thanks, Terry!


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