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NO - Grand Moron at the Grand Canyon

2014 Reader Submission
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Darwin/Wendy says, "Check out 'RECKLESS SPENDING' for a wonderful Grand Canyon Darwin Award. Nat C., I am grateful for the submission, but for me the fact that the man's daughter was the primary target of his tomfoolery is saddening. Without the traumatized daughter I'd really call it Darwin stupid, but the poor kid!"
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

Alright first I need to say this is an old death from 1992 but I haven't seen it here so here goes.

A man by the name of Greg Austin Gingrich fell over the railing of the Grand Canyon after climbing onto the railing and "windmilling his hands" to simulate falling off the edge to scare his teenage daughter who not wanting to encourage her father's idiotic antics walked away. He then proceeded to jump off the railing onto the cliff side of the canyon trying to land on a small ledge beneath him trying to get his daughters attention back. He didn't stick the landing and fell four hundred feet to his death leaving his daughter an orphan.

Here's the link (it's filed under number 6 in the article): http://articles.latimes.com/2012/mar/19/news/la-trb-death-grand-canyon-20120315

Submitted on 07/15/2014

Submitted by: Nat Crichton
Reference: LA Times article published in 2012

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Thanks, Nat. I don't recall this story so it may very well be new to us. And the behavior exhibited by this guy is pretty much dead on for a Darwin Award!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Sheesh. The only thing missing is "Hold my beer". The poor daughter, though.


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