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31 yr old indianapolis indiana resident jeff reynolds thought he had a perfect plan to make substantial cash. Sneak on top of a roof open up an electrical transformer box and remove the electrical wiring so that wiring could later be stripped and sold for scrap metal. What part of the plan went wrong? Well mr reynolds failed to realize that the transformer box and its electrical wiring was not placed on the roof for people to open up and mess with. The box actually had electricity runing through it. Which im sure will surprise u all. I can guess mr reynolds was shocked. 24,000 volts to be exact. His accomplice seen a big blue flash and then called a friend...who called 911

Submitted on 03/30/2014

Submitted by: jhm amgo
Reference: rtv6 indianpolis

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Candi said:
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Crispy copper-copping crook! Will they never learn?

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Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I am going to guess he bought the farm. Darwin is collecting these...!

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